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MY FIRST TAZZR!
Crowd control a problem in the sandbox? Tea parties getting just a little too rowdy? MY FIRST TAZZR! is the solution for peaceful play!
With MY FIRST TAZZR! your child can subdue any other child in just 2.1 seconds - and have a blast doing it!
Even after hours of agressive play, children just won't put this one down. Little Sis will squeal with delight, "Taze me again, bro!"
WARNING: Not suitable for children of any age. While children are encouraged to warn potential suspects by shouting, "You're going down!", the ensuing minor electrical shock may result in loss of balance and possible injury.
If you still think this toy exists and you want one for your child, click
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so we can report you to Child Protective Services.
Really there is no such toy.
This FAKE TOY ALERT was brought to you by the makers of Kinder Heroes™, a new line of clothing from Oliebollen.com that promotes a Nicer Kinda Hero and a Nicer Kinda play. You can check it out by clicking on the photos on your right.
Now who wants to be the flower and who wants to be the earth worm? (Sounds better, no?)
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